Mama zrobiła porno, żeby zabić czas na lotnisku

On my way to Wyoming to stay with the Love of My FetLife, UncleM0therfuker for nearly six weeks, I had a 12 hour wait at Heathrow Airport! So I wisely spent the time rearranging my bags so that they were all within the weight limit. Annnnnnnd making videos to share! On here, and the sister site FapHouse. Well, what else was I going to do? Sleep? Naaaaaaaah. I had about 15kg of lovely British chocolate to redistribute as well as every kinky item of clothing I own, a tonne of toys for the minions, and fuck all normal clothing! No joke, I didn’t have a single spare outfit! I did though have two massive bags full of the aforementioned items, so goodness knows what anyone would have thought checking the contents of my bags! Hahahaha! Anyway, making videos for you all certainly helped break up the monotony of reorganising massive bags and continuously weighing them. Still, helped give me great muscles to play with my obnoxiously sexy 39st/545lb fella!